Mid-week Again!

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Wednesday seems to come around so quickly.  I was researching different ideas for today and was amazed at some of the absolute rubbish on the 'world wide web' under the title HUMP DAY.  

I took Hump Day to mean the 'hump in the road for the middle of the weak' but that must mean I am the most boring person as there are so many other connotations, the association to camels and humps I can understand, although what that has to do with Wednesday I do not understand BUT the sexual connotations astounded me and it wasn't just a few. I am not that naive and I have a fairly raunchy sense of humour but I must be thick because it had never entered my head to connect HUMP DAY with sex. (Will leave it there).

Throughout the year I have moralized and given health hints (as if I can talk on health!) household hints, plus many other bits and pieces and I am always on the look out for something different.  It is starting to become difficult BUT there are many joke sites to deal with HUMP DAY so I decided to place a collection of some of the best jokes & quotes I found for today.  I hope you share my sense of mirth with some of these & enjoy the remainder of your week.  May it be productive!


Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

"Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or ... I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life." ~Author Unknown

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. ~Herman Melville

Tip Of The Day: Make Wednesday a wonderful day and not a hump day! Do an act of kindness. Now consider, how does this make you feel? Can you imagine the difference if everyone did even one act of kindness each and every Wednesday?   
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