Wednesday 11 December 2013

Christmas Quotes








On Sunday I stated that there was so many Christmas Quotes I would try and place one daily until Christmas and then forgot the next day.  So let us see what I come up with from now.  Many of the quotes have religious bias, as they should and some are just humorous.  Of course some are supposed to be amusing and I am still awaiting the punchline.  So over the next couple of weeks please make a comment after each saying as to how you find it ....

25/12/2013

No more lives torn apart, 
That wars will never start, 
And time will heal our hearts. 
Every man will have a friend, 
That right will always win, 
And love will never end. 
This is my grown-up Christmas List.




24/12/2013

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:  Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.  ~Author Unknown





23/12/2013

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.  This wasn't for any religious reasons.  They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.  ~Jay Leno



22/12/2013


Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both. - Phillips Brooks

21/12/2013

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.  ~Robert Kirby


20/12/2013

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime.  Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.  ~P.J. O'Rourke



19/12/2013


The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world.  ~Author Unknown




          

       18/12/2013 


Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.  ~Author Unknown




17/12/2013


A goose never voted for an early Christmas. - Irish Saying



16/12/2013

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple





15/12/2013

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. - Peg Bracken


14/12/2013

'Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.' - Author Unknown



13/12/2013

'Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.' - Laura Ingalls Wilder



12/12/2013


'Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice'. - Dave Barry

         
11/12/2013

        'Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.' - Kin Hubbard



10/12/2013
          'One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." - Andy Rooney








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